-Um, what is the deal? It's been a year and a half and, to my knowledge, Michelle Duggar is not pregnant yet. I am just waiting for TLC to run its documentary entitled "Michelle Duggar's Devastating Struggle with Infertility."
-I have not been able to formulate thoughts more than a few sentences in length, hence all my recent fragmented blogs. I feel like those people in the movie Idiocracy, and I don't know what is causing it. Babies? Addiction to all of my electronic devices? Or maybe it might have something to do with the fact that I have watched even a small part of Idiocracy.
-Today I sat on the couch sipping some Maker's Mark on the rocks (LOTS of rocks), reading off the Kindle, and listening to intermittent rounds of screaming from the crib. Just another Sunday.
-Macy missed the memo about what a good sleeper she'd become. She woke us up every couple hours last night. Of course, she wakes her brother up in the process, so that is not good. She fought tooth and nail against napping today, and she screamed for a good half hour before going to sleep tonight. That girl's got some vocals. I suppose it will be a good thing as she grows into a woman. It'll be her best weapon against would-be attackers. We DO call her Mace every now and then, after all...she and that scream of hers are human mace.
-I'm not sure how that last bullet digressed into such an awful attempt at humor. I apologize.
-Liam cracked me up today. He wore a blue button-down shirt and a yellow and blue striped clip-on tie to church today (and for the remainder of the day). It was just him and me, and we went to Starbucks and sat together sipping our "iced mochas." Mine was an iced mocha with whipped cream, and his was a chocolate milk with whipped cream, but he does not know this. Then we came home and he sat down and ate a few pieces of spicy tuna roll. I just broke out laughing while he was eating the spicy tuna roll because he looked so elitist all morning. He is such a good boy.
-I got a cold cup with polka dots on it. I am a little geeky about how much I love my cold cup, so I won't go into detail. Let's just say I think everyone should have a cold cup.
-I am throwing a baby shower in a few weeks, and I am totally excited. I have never done this by myself before. I've had fun with it. I made the diaper cake almost 2 months ago (it was easier than I thought it would be, so there was really no need to start as early as I did. Really I just couldn't wait). I am SO happy with it (I have admired it every time I have walked by the dining room table for the last 2 months), but I am not sure if the little bit of accessorization I did detracts from it. Either way, I am leaving it. I also had trouble coming up with a theme. I couldn't find printable invites that I was happy with so I made something from scratch. With the exception of the invites and thank-you notes (which somewhat coordinate with each other in color but not in design), I am going with a general theme of green and brown, but that's about it. I hope it all comes together. Though I really want to make it as cute as possible, well, I think it'd take a lot for it to actually fail. As long as the mama has a wonderful day and feels loved by her family and friends, well, how can that be anything but a success?
-Signing off...until the next time some compilation of random, humorless thoughts lacking any intellectual value pops into my head.
1 comment:
All your random thoughts weren't humorless. I chuckled at several.
I think it must be an induction into motherhood to realize that you have no complete thoughts to properly form in to paragraphs. They are all fragments, out-of-nowhere, and only funny in your own head. Isn't that the result of loss of sleep, dignity, alone time, etc? Or is that just me?
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